10 things I have learned by being a dog-mom

Tim and I always hope that having three dogs is in some way preparing us for being parents someday.  Otherwise, we are wasting a lot of time and energy.


A few people have been very kind and reassuring (if not completely honest) and said that it is possible that three dogs could be harder that three children.  Afterall, kids have words.  So they can tell you what they are thinking.  The downside is that they do tell you what they are thinking.


In any case, I am trying to make the most of the blessings God has given me at this moment.  In an effort to learn things (and remember what I learn) here are a few things I have discovered by having three dogs.



WARNING:  Some of these may be a bit "graphic."


1.) Even if it is more expensive to eat healthy, a good diet goes a long way in preventing other illnesses.  Since we have Toby on the $500,000 dog food, he hasn't had any more hot spots, and as I mentioned before, Tico lets off waaay fewer toxic fumes.

2.)  Even if there are 15 bones available to chew on, Tico will always want the one Jynx has.  And vice versa.


3.) 3 dogs+1 tiny fenced in yard = minefield.  Do NOT stray from the sidewalk.  And watch your step on the sidewalk.  I think we need to buy a pooper-scooper.  Or hire one.  Luke?  Bella?  Consider this a job offer.


4.) Even though they act like they hate each other, kids are willing to put differences aside when it comes to soft chairs and warm fires.

5.)  Although dogs help keep the floor clean by licking up anything and everything you drop, you still have to sweep constantly to keep up with the shedding.

6.) Dogs are willing to whack their heads on the desk 5 times in an effort to jump onto your lap, but will yelp if you trip over them because they jumped in your way.


7.)  Here is an alternative to a rain dance, if thing have been a little dry in your area: mop your floor.  Wet, muddy days, guaranteed.


8.)  If you plan to take on full-time care of three dogs, you need to have an "Aunt Katie."  Seriously, I don't know what I would do without her.  These dogs would NEVER get walked, that's for sure.  Supportive friends and family are a MUST when raising little ones.  I have told Katie that she has to move in with us when we actually have real kids.  She thinks I'm kidding.

9.)  The mailman is ALWAYS a bad guy.  I am convinced if they saw him in plain clothes, they would still go after him like he was a chicken leg (or tomato).


10.)  The never-ending supply of love, affection, and forgiveness is totally worth the half-mil dog food, crappy backyard, muddy floors, and never-ending drama.