Meme Day 12: Troll Science

Hot on the heels of Troll Quotes comes Troll Science.  Remember trolling?  Sarcasm of the interwebs?  Here we have science exploited by small misconceptions or almost true assumptions, leading to some not so true conclusions.

Something I should have brought up with Troll Quotes, but probably a little more applicable here: there is an official "face" for trolling, called troll face:

Anywhere you see that face, a troll is somewhere nearby.  Also, when a troll is trolling, his arms get longer and more loopy (see jet one below).  Newho, on to Troll Science:

Now if only I could get some of this stuff to work...