Meme Day 27: Technologically Impaired Duck

This may hit close to home for some, but consider it a Public Service Announcement.  That's all I'll say.  Besides my apparently not optional explanations (Stephanie made me).

Remember way back when with dial up?

Or you could just take a sheet from the printer tray.  Just sayin.

It's only a shortcut to the actual program

Holy performance sucking personal information collecting browser toolbars, Batman!

Monitor power does not equal computer power, see also

You really don't need to

You know that key that says "Print Screen"?

Hopefully people on the interwebz can't see files on your computer

Just hit any...you know what...nevermind

Password security much?

As a slightly humorous side topic to the last one, check out XKCD's take.