Apparently someone felt that we had left our Christmas lights up too long (ok, I know its March, but its been a very long cold, and snowy winter, so there was hardly a chance to take them down when they weren't frozen). Who would be so rude? I have my suspicions...here's the dossier:
NAME: Jynx Taylor
ALIAS: Jynxer the Stynxer
GENDER: Female
AGE: 3 years
BREED: Cocker Spaniel
PAST OFFENSES:
Destruction of Property; Simple Theft; Disorderly Conduct; Jaywalking; Panhandling
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